Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
