Having a random hookup so left but love u
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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