4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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