names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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