yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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