God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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