i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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