I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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