Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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