doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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