Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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