About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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