Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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