OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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