y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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