I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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