I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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