Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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