Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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