I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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