i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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