Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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