You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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