It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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