we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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