Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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