I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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