We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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