it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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