that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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