peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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