Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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