zippers are such a cool invention
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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