I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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