Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I am midnight drunk by noon
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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