I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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