Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
