Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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