shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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