hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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