Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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