I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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