We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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