when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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