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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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