you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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