why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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