I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
jump out the window naked night went bad
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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