i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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