So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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