the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
COCAINE IS GR8
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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