But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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