Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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