I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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